Nothing lasts, so I'll leave a description up to your discretion.
Saturday, December 27, 2003
Darwin Awards or Dumb Crooks
A woman was impaled on a fence. She says she was jumping the fence to return borrowed items to her neighbor. The neighbor reported being robbed, upon returning home. First of all, who jumps a fence to return something borrowed? Why not walk around to the door or just toss it over the fence for the neighbor to find? It's fishy, but which list will she grace?